[Editor's Note: My computer has quite suddenly--and quite literally--metamorphasized into a pile of smoking rubble. Sadly, I cannot at the present time endorse a course of action that would require me bringing him to the computer lab everyday. JJ would like to express his utmost apologies, and begs that people not give up on his site; he fears that people will stop checking it, and then he will have no more readers when my computer becomes operational. He regrets that he cannot talk to you, and hopes this means that [he will talk to everyone more often on the phone]. I will post any further developments as they arise.]