Hi, it's me, JJ! This voting game starting to get fun! Bubbazowski even want to talk to people today, so I say okay! I be back tomorrow maybe. Bye bye!
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I have decided to transiliterate Bubba's from Bubba's normal prose to more standard English. While the former is at times very eloquent, I thought its nuances might have been lost on some of our newer readers]
Hi, me here to talk to you today about some stuff you maybe didn't know about Imi.
*She say she for taxing stupid pizza girl, but you know how many taxes Imi has passed: 0
*She say she for make us safe, but she been hiding Puppy and Kitty for years now. Cukea say that either you with us, or you with the Puppy and the Kitty (and we all remember how the Puppy screwed the booboo man wid da boom boom pa chi ba boom boom pa chi).
*She say she care about little not brother, but then talk about boxes during campaign. Cukea going to run a positive campaign, without any more of these scare tactics, even though it is really funny to freak out little not brother.
*She once saved Booboo's life, so I'm her favorite.