JJ's day
Hi everyone, it's me, JJ! Dong Dong a little sick I think. It probably is Amherst home. I know Fwe Fwe usually get sick when we come here. Anyhow, was good fighting show last night, cuase Ravadah helped Rey Mysterio, which is neat, and then they say they be on team at the next show. Bwa bwa bwa! The firing show was really good too I guess. Me no can tell so much, but Littletoe seemed really happy. So that it I guess. I finish now cause Dong Dong help JJ and if he sick me no want make him work extra...okay, Dong Dong say is no work helping JJ, bwa bwa bwa! But me no have much else talk about anyway, so that it for now. Bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ! This game starting to get fun. I hope no bad happens Anyhow, since Bubbazowski talk yesterday, today Yael talk:
Bubba hit me. He'll probably hit me again. Me no do nothing. Me no think should hit people for no reason.
Okay, so that was Yael! Is always nice when she do stuff, cause usually me no know what she thinking. Anyhow, that it for now. Bye bye!
Hi, it's me, JJ! This voting game starting to get fun! Bubbazowski even want to talk to people today, so I say okay! I be back tomorrow maybe. Bye bye!
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I have decided to transiliterate Bubba's from Bubba's normal prose to more standard English. While the former is at times very eloquent, I thought its nuances might have been lost on some of our newer readers]
Hi, me here to talk to you today about some stuff you maybe didn't know about Imi.
*She say she for taxing stupid pizza girl, but you know how many taxes Imi has passed: 0
*She say she for make us safe, but she been hiding Puppy and Kitty for years now. Cukea say that either you with us, or you with the Puppy and the Kitty (and we all remember how the Puppy screwed the booboo man wid da boom boom pa chi ba boom boom pa chi).
*She say she care about little not brother, but then talk about boxes during campaign. Cukea going to run a positive campaign, without any more of these scare tactics, even though it is really funny to freak out little not brother.
*She once saved Booboo's life, so I'm her favorite.
Hi, it's me JJ again, and Bubbazowski just wanted me to say that even though he maybe vote for Jaja he still love Imi and should be her favorite.
So I guess Imi is gonna be making the decisions, and Yael gonna be helping. That's great, bwa bwa bwa! Oh, by the way, this is me, JJ. Anyhow, so that really great, cause maybe it mean we have to go to real home more so Imi and Yael can work together. Then maybe Abi and me can read a bunny book. I hope Yael no get too busy, she one of my best friends. Bubbazowski my best friend. He say now he no know who to pick, cause he say he Imi favorite but he no like Yael. I no know why those two always fighting, even more than Littletoe and Slick I think. Anyway, he say he gonna pick Jaja to be in charge, and I guess that could work too. But me no want to pick Jaja or Imi cause maybe then the other one be mad and then no love and then...Dong Dong say no worry, so that okay I guess. That it for now; me think about this more. Bye bye.
Hello, it's me, JJ! Today little Bubbazowski day. We no do so much, cause have the big party when back in real home. We drink a little of that stuff Bubbazowski like, and that make him happy, and Dong Dong say later will be present. That should make him really happy. Anyhow, nothing else happening really. We watched some TV today, and Rachah was here for a bit. She helped make Yael's hair pretty, so that good. Talked to Jaja today and Abi a couple times, so I guess was a pretty good day. And Imi say she be in charge, but only if Yael help, so that should work out okay. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ! So Abi was asking what my other idea was, and here it is: really, the person who we know make good rules would probably be Abi. But I guess we not allowed to pick him, and that okay, cause maybe if he doing all that other stuff he no have time to read JJ bunny books. JJ baby. So then my new idea was we pick Imi, cause she also good babysitter and in charge of lots of stuff and nice to Jaja, but she no read the bunny books, so maybe have time. Well, that's what me was thinking, anyhow. Bubbazowski say is good idea, cause she "say he life" once. I always ask Bubbazowski about my ideas, so he can say if they stupid. He good big brother. Anyhow, that was my other idea. That's it for now, bye bye!
Hi, it's me, JJ again. Me just remembered me do have one more idea about this thing, so maybe talk a little more about that tomorrow. Okay, bye bye again!
Hello! It's me, JJ! So I guess a lot of people read my last colum, cause me got letters from Abi and Uncle Ari and talked to Jaja. Everyone said lots of stuff, and me got really confused, and Dong Dong told me not to worry. Jaja say that is like a game, so should just pick who like more and no who maybe be Jaja friend. But if one of them Jaja friend, then, ya see, I thought that mean we do like him more, so me confused. Then Uncle Ari said that since he maybe say stuff that important to family then is no good for he be bad babysitter. Me no know. JJ Baby. Dong Dong said that okay, that me did really good job for baby, that he no know any other babies that do better! Bwa bwa bwa! Yael and Fwe Fwe and Cid no try though--they all really smart, so maybe they do better. Bubbazowski say me "Fwi-Fwoppah", but me no know what that mean. Okay, so next time me probably be back to talk about stuff around here, now that me done "vo'ing." Okay, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ! So Dong Dong was sitting here thinking, and me asked what was thinking about. He say something about "vo'in," and he say is decision about who make up some of the rules, kind of like Abi do. Me say he should pick Abi, but I guess no can do that. Then he 'xplain to me why was hard: one of the people was really bad babysitter, and maybe even hurt babies! So we no want him making the rules. On the other hand, he say that person maybe do nice stuff for Jaja. Then he asked what JJ would do! He say was ok if me no know, cause me just a baby, but me been thinking about it all day and me think me know what me would do. See, the way me see it, can either worry about Jaja or not-family. But if people no do for family, then those babies in trouble anyhow, so would be better if we do nice for family and those other babies' families do nice for them. I ask Bubbazowski, and he say those babies not nice anyway; I no know about that, maybe is just like with Grrr where they do bad stuff cause they no know. Anyhow, that's what me think, but is probably wrong, cause me just a baby and can't even figure out how to no go to Amherst home. Dong Dong say me do really good job though, and that me good baby. Bwa bwa bwa! Okay, that's it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ! I was waking up the other day, and me was under the blankee, and Dong Dong was hugging JJ, and it was kinda cold oustide but warm inin the bed, and I was thinking that I was pretty happy. I still miss Abi and real home a lot, but me doing better me think. Fwe Fwe definitely feeling better, but still a little sick. He just baby. JJ baby. This is gonna be a good week too, cause Dong Dong told me would be extra fighting show, bwa bwa bwa! He been busy though, so me been playing a lot with Bubbazowski. That good though. I sure wish we had a bunny book and someone to read it. Maybe later we call Abi and he do that--we do that sometime. And by now Littletoe get pretty good at reading, so sometimes maybe he can read to JJ...but not bunny books. Abi read JJ bunny books. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ! I was waking up the other day, and me was under the blankee, and Dong Dong was hugging JJ, and it was kinda cold oustide but warm inin the bed, and I was thinking that I was pretty happy. I still miss Abi and real home a lot, but me doing better me think. Fwe Fwe definitely feeling better, but still a little sick. He just baby. JJ baby. This is gonna be a good week too, cause Dong Dong told me would be extra fighting show, bwa bwa bwa! He been busy though, so me been playing a lot with Bubbazowski. That good though. I sure wish we had a bunny book and someone to read it. Maybe later we call Abi and he do that--we do that sometime. And by now Littletoe get pretty good at reading, so sometimes maybe he can read to JJ...but not bunny books. Abi read JJ bunny books. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ! I was waking up the other day, and me was under the blankee, and Dong Dong was hugging JJ, and it was kinda cold oustide but warm inin the bed, and I was thinking that I was pretty happy. I still miss Abi and real home a lot, but me doing better me think. Fwe Fwe definitely feeling better, but still a little sick. He just baby. JJ baby. This is gonna be a good week too, cause Dong Dong told me would be extra fighting show, bwa bwa bwa! He been busy though, so me been playing a lot with Bubbazowski. That good though. I sure wish we had a bunny book and someone to read it. Maybe later we call Abi and he do that--we do that sometime. And by now Littletoe get pretty good at reading, so sometimes maybe he can read to JJ...but not bunny books. Abi read JJ bunny books. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ! We just watched the really boring talking show again. I don't know why Dong Dong watch it, but he say no going to have to watch again for a little bit, and that good. At the end they talked about family a little, so that part was okay I guess. Bubbazowski say he usually no mind these shows, but that this one they no talk nough about "kiwwing." Bwa bwa bwa! Bubbazowski so funny. He find good stuff even in boring show. Anyhow, me was thinking that maybe me and Bubbazowski could do a talking show, and Dong Dong say he think that would be much better. We could talk about the squad, and family, and games, and no box--that could be a good show. Maybe we do that. Okay, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again. I was waiting a bit to write, cause I was thinking maybe we wasn't really back at Amherst home. Like maybe we was just visiting, but no--it looks like we wake. Oh well. Not too much happening here. Today when we got up Dong Dong saw me was a little sad, so he hug JJ for a bit, and that nice. Then he go to class, and me play with Bubbazowski. We been watching some cartoons lately, and that good. Real home was a lot of fun--we even got a new book! Was not a bunny book, but there is a bunny in the book, so is still good. Even without Bunny, me really like read with Abi, cause then he hold JJ and hug JJ. JJ baby. Anyway, we know did the championship thing yet, cause we figured we'd wait for Jaja, cause he the "commishena." Me no sure what that means, bwa bwa bwa! Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ! Not much happening today really. Was a good fighting show last night, but Dong Dong no let me watch all of it. Also, we finally have someone to play with Foo Foo for the championship. Bubbazowski say the puppy want to do, which is weird, cause me no thought he want to fight Foo Foo either. But Bubbazowski say something about the Puppy being "skewed by backstae politee" and finally getting a shot at Taboo Tuesday. I not so sure what he mean. I just a baby. But Bubbazowski say it not so big a deal, cause if Puppy lose then Kitty be next, and then maybe Horsee. Bubbazowski such good big brother; he make sure Foo Foo always have people to play with, bwa bwa bwa! Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ! Is a chance Uncle Ari might be here soon, so that good. Bubbazowski say he have to get ready in case Grrr come, cause he say Grrr gonna try to hurt someone. Me no so sure that true, but ok. Me know Bubbazowski just trying to protect me, cause he really good biug brother. That one of the reasons he my best friend. Also he funny. Yesterday he give me stuff to drink, and usually when he do that is no good, but this time was really good. Me no remember doing much after that; me thought me went to sleep, but Bubbazowski say me was really funny. That good I guess, I like make people happy. Was some people here yesterday; that been happening little more in this part of Amherst home. It's a little scary, but no so much. JJ baby. Me talk more bout that some other time me think. That it for now, bye bye!
Well, it's been a few days, Dong Dong say cause was holiday butg was no as fun as Bubbazowski day or anything. Not too much really happening here, maybe even less than normal, cause me feel like was less TV. Rachah here, and that neat. Me told her how me going back to real home soon, and she say she no go back for a little longer, so that kinda sad. The big thing that happening now is that Foo Foo looking for someone to play with for the championship. I guess no one want to right now. On the one hand, I feel bad, cause Foo Foo my big brother and I really like playing with him, but then he really super tough and me no want get hurt. That probably what everyone thinking, cause everyone love Foo Foo. Maybe I wait a little longer, and if no one else do me play for the championship. But hopefully me no. Maybe me can get Bubbazowski to come back--he retired, but he really tough. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
