JJ's day
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Hello! It's me, JJ again! So last night was kinda scary cause was really loud out side and I think was lots of people but me no know but Dong Dong say we was safe and he stay here till they go. Bubbazowski wanted to go out to play with all the people but he also stay here with JJ which was really nice and he my best friend. A couple of times they came to the room and they seemed nice but me no knew what was happening and thought might be kidnappers and was glad Foo Foo was here. [I think he's referring to when someone came to borrow a pen] That's just another thing that probably a little better about real home, cause real home no so loud. Well, is okay now, so I guess that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! I just wanted to say hi to all my "homy." Bwa bwa bwa! Me learn that from Bubbazowski! So the other night me we was starting to go to sleep and then JJ fell asleep and dreamed was in the box and I guess I woke people up but they say they no mad. But then me was thinking that no had that dream for a while, so that a really good thing. Last night we watch the Foo Foo show and the Littletoe show, and I guess they was both pretty good. Even Bubbazowski like the Littletoe show for some reason; he no usually like the shows where no one get hit. Unca Ari asked me about JJ's day yesterday, so I guess maybe he reading it now too. Hello! Me miss you and real home but won't be too much longer till we home for a little bit at least. Okay, I guess that it for now, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ again. So is not too much happening today; Dong Dong home more than normal for Wendsday and we maybe take nap soon. JJ hair smell kinda funny, and me no know why. That happens sometimes when me wake up and is usually gone in a couple of days. Oh, and me and Bubbazowski talked to unca Ari earlier today cause is unca Ari day. Happy Unca Ari Day unca Ari! My wonder if the new Homestar email up yet. Was not there before but said would be there soon, so maybe we go check that now. Bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ again! So there was another TV show on that Dong Dong watch with Bubbazowski cause was too scary for JJ. Now I said before that me no know why anyone wanna watch a show where the kidnap people and hurt people, but they keep make more of them. Me glad is stuff on the TV that Bubbazowski like, but me no know why all the new shows they make is full of scary stuff. I mean I think they could maybe make a cartoon, um, maybe about a bunny, and what he do during the day. That would be a great show! I no understand why they no do more stuff like that. Well, is still lots of good stuff on though. So that it I guess. Bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! We just talked to Abi and read a couple bunny books, and that's always a good way to spend some time. Not as good though when Abi no holding JJ, but Abi read on the phone and Dong Dong hold me and so is still pretty good and yesterday Fwe Fwe was on the floor so he was feeling kinda sad and so this made him feel a little better. Also Dong Dong got me another book that he said was supposed to be for little JJ day but then he no could find in time and that really okay cause on little JJ day got the airplane so is better that this was another day. Bubbazowski in a good mood--something about some stuff he drink or something, but he say was no ice cream so me not sure what the big deal is. Okay, I guess that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! So we just called Jaja, but no one give JJ the phone so no talked to him. Me hope he not mad about that; Dong Dong say he sure he no. Bubbazowski say maybe, but me no think Jaja would be mad, cause he know me just a baby and toddler, so is hard for me to get the phone if no one give. That's about all going on. there's lots of TV. Yesterday we watch the Littletoe show and the Foo Foo show, except Dong Dong forgot that Foo Foo liked that show so he watched with Yael, which also good cause she sometimes no play as much. We still gotta watch the Ravadah show and the Slick show, so we watch those maybe later today and that should be lots of fun. Dong Dong want me say that he think we take nap now, so no should call. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! Me no like "Weday" so much, cause Dong Dong out of the room long time and is a little scary. But today he came back for a bit and we watched some of the fighting show that Slick like and sometimes has Scott, and maybe we watch more later. Oh, and when me say it has Scott, me mean the one who do the fighting shows sometimes, not my unca who maybe Abi reading this to. Hi Scott! That time was talking about my unca; bwa bwa bwa! Bubbazowski gonna watch the new scary show later--he say is his favorite, so maybe we have to watch the fighting show tomorrow or something. Well, I guess that it for now. Bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! I feel like today gonna be a good day. Me no know why so much, just sometimes when I get up have a feeling about whether the day gonna be a good day or not as good a day. Was a really good fighting show last night, and Bubbazowski say the scary show was good too, but me no know about that. Let's see, is not too much else happening. Yesterday we was talking to Jaja when Abi called so was almost like was talking to both of them which was almost like real home, but not really. Well, I guess that's it for now, bye bye!
Well, hello! It's me, JJ again! So Rachah was here, and that was kinda nice. She brought some presents for Bubbazowski that I guess he like a whole lot, so even he no mind so much. Not much else going on really. The room awful messy again. Dong Dong say he gonna clean it soon maybe, but JJ no know. I think we gonna start the airplane soon, now that got the stuff from Jaja for JJ day. That should be a fun game, and maybe when done can go to real home! Or at least send Fwe Fwe; me no sure the plane gonna be big enough for whole family. But me no send Fwe Fwe without babysitter, so I guess we just have to make bigger. Okay, that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ! Dong Dong say we no have much time. Me not sure what the rush is really, but this happens a lot on "Fwada." Me just wanted to say hi to everyone though, and let them know that Rachah here and she brought some good presents for Bubbazowski and so everyone pretty good. So I guess that's all I have time for for now, bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ again! Is not too much happening over here. Bubbazowski was sad this morning; me no know why. But he seem better now, so that okay. Bwa bwa bwa! Things is going good. I guess Rachah coming tomorrow maybe, and that always nice. So last week saw Jaja and this week see Rachah, so maybe that mean next week see Abi and that mean real home...okay, Dong Dong tell me it no mean that. Oh, he also say to say that people should no worry about Bubbazowski cause he good now, and I think Dong Dong no want people call when he asleep. Me no mind so much, but he no like wake-up. Anyhow, I guess that it for now. Bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ again! Yesterday that was Dong Dong and Bubbazowski for a bit, and Dong Dong no usually write but I guess was special day. Was Jaja day, and I guess me been doing JJ's day for a year, and also Jaja was the "thousan" hit, so I give him big hug. Of course me like hug jaja, so is actually good for JJ too--bwa bwa bwa! Nothing too much happening today though. I guess was so much yesterday that maybe is out of stuff for a couple of days. I talked to Jaja for a bit on the phone, and that was nice. Was lots of TV last night, but most of it was more Bubbazowski TV than JJ TV. So I guess that it for now. Bye bye!
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Hello! It's me, JJ again! So we went to see Jaja for a couple of days, and that's why me no wrote. That was pretty fun. I mean the bag was not so fun, and being in different place kinda scary, but JJ do the same things most days so is nice to do different as long as is good, like seeing Jaja is. Was a little scary cause one time someone came in the room who me no know, and then he leave the door open and was lots of people me no knew outside and was no Dong Dong or Jaja but was Bubbazowski and Foo Foo and Aunt Puppy Wuppy, so it wasn't so bad. Then Jaja came and close the door. Also stranger said "hi" to me, but since Dong Dong was there was no scary and was kinda nice. Then Jaja got a little sick, and that was kinda scary, but he better now. I think that about it. So I guess that's it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! So I guess a lot of people read the column and that's always good. So JJ day was good, and I got a present and Dong Dong says maybe some more later, and definitely more on big JJ day, but me not sure what else me need. Jaja got me the stuff to make an airplane, so we can go back to real home and bubbazowski no be mad at me! Oh, and speaking of bubbazowski be mad at me, he no get presents yesterday, but Dong Dong say would get him one, so now he no mad. Oh, and I guess is mayble little chance see Jaja soon. I not so sure; of course me want to see Jaja, but as much as no like Amherst home other places that aren't Amherst home or real home are kinda scary even with babysitter. But would be worth it to play with Jaja a little, and maybe even he could help do the column like he did once. Well, I guess that it for now. Bye bye!
Hello, it's me, JJ again! So today is JJ day! I four, and now I toddler, at least for a bit, and maybe also still baby for a little. So today I been in the family four years, and I just wanna say that those years is a lot better than they years when was in the box. Even on the worst days like when Bubbazowski mad at me in Amherst home or that one time Fwe Fwe decided to stay over at Jaja's and no told JJ is still really good to be in the family and no box. So I dunno what we gonna do today; Dong Dong say he has to go to lots of class, but he say cause is the same day as the new scary show and not cause me toddler. We did get up early so could play a little more, and will probably stay up late late, or at least late. Oh, also for JJ day Dong Dong do the thing where now I can just say the name to the phone and it calls Jaja or Abi or somebody, and that pretty good. Anyway, Bubbazowski say me should thank him here for bring JJ to the family, so thank you Bubbazowski! He my best friend; it was his idea for bring JJ to the family and he and Dong Dong got me out of the box. Also I wanted to say thanks to everyone read the column, cause it make me feel a little bit more like in real home, and I miss everyone a lot. Dong Dong say we close to "tousan" people see JJ's day, and I guess that a lot bigger than four, which bigger than three. Oh yeah, I can count to four now since JJ four! Actually I kinda knew for a little bit that four was next after three cause we been talking about it whenever we talk about the whole toddler thing, but me like only count to three cause me only was three and was baby. Besides, only need count to three to count the votes or in a wrestling game, so me not really sure why need to count more anyway. So okay, I guess that it for now, bye bye!
Hello! It's me, JJ again! So it's getting really close to JJ day...hehe, JJ Day on JJ's Day is kinda funny, cause the one talk about the day me become part of the family and the other the name of the column. So tomorrow JJ day, and me still a little worried about be toddler, so Dong Dong say me can try be baby and toddler for a little bit, and then just toddler, cause me really used to be a baby. So tomorrow me been in the family four years; me not so sure what "yeew" is, but me know me been in the family long long time. Sometime me can even forget about the box for a little bit, cause that was long time ago. Well, maybe talk about that more tomorrow, and Dong Dong say maybe even some presents, but me not really sure what Bubbazowski want. Anyhow, should probably be big column tomorrow, cause me gonna start thinking about it soon, but me no want to promise cause then if something happen and me no get to write or Dong Dong busy then people be mad. So anyway, I guess that it for now, bye bye!